Not had much time recently. Decided to leave one

Not had much time recently. Decided to leave one site as my sense of humour wasn't appreciated and I'm not famous for mincing my words. The children have been re-located, collated and sent off in a different direction. The dreaded kittens have progressed to climbing anything that has a texture vaguely suitable for sticking needleclaws into. Current favourites are my legs, the dog, the chairs and the sofa. An essay was made on the 'fridge, but this was rejected as being too slippery. Pitons have been ordered.